Squee, Goblin Nabob

Flying, double strike, vigilance, trample, indestructible

Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature. Cycling 2R (2R, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.

Deathtouch When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

When this creature enters, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

T: Add C. 1, T: Put a storage counter on this land. T, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add C for each storage counter removed this way.

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it. 1, T, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying When this creature enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Whenever you cast your third spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Captain Ripley Vance, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.